Grime Blindness is a highly contagious disease wherein the patient suffers from the inability to see or recognize domestic uncleanliness, such as dirty clothing thrown on the floor, crusty dishes in a sink and smelly trash that needs to be taken out.
Although women have been known to develop Grime Blindness, more males than females seem to become infected with it and for longer periods of time. It generally shows itself in adolescence, gets worse during one’s 20s when the condition can escalate into College Cruddiness, a more severe stage of the disease wherein every young person in the dorm can become infected, not only by the inability to see dirt, but by additional symptoms that may include an insatiable thirst for alcohol and unsafe sex, bad breath and bad grades, and falling in love with precisely the one person who’ll break the patient’s heart, causing him to drop out of school and leave his parents with all the bills and the mess. A person who is Grime Blind may remain so forever, but scientists have discovered that the condition has been known to almost spontaneously disappear when the patient moves in with a domestic partner who does not suffer from the disease. Apart from that, there is no known cure.
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